This Post Is About The Swine Flu.

First of all, I miss a good old fashion Bird Flu. Those were the days. But progress is progress. So does anyone know where I can contract some of this Swine Flu stuff? I figure it would be a good way to get more views on my blog. I could catch it and then blog/vlog/twitter about it incessantly. Maybe one day I would get to be on Oprah (by satellite so as not to infect Gayle). I could even post silly pictures about my struggle with it. Like the Perez Hilton of the pandemic scene. Just more self-centered and without zany tween hair.

I try to dream big. My high school guidance counselor told me that I could only be as large as my grandest dream. This is it. My key to fame. My destiny. The Swine Flu.


1 Response to “This Post Is About The Swine Flu.”

  1. 1 ailee May 3, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    I told you… come to NYC and lick St. Francis Prep School that’s the surest way.. or maybe lick a subway.. on second thought, go with the former

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